Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Break the Internet


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(audience applauds) How you doin’? How you doin’? I’m doin’ okay. Let’s get started. It’s time for Hot Topics. (audience cheers)
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(audience applauds) Today is Martin Luther King Day, established in 1983 by Ronald Reagan. Long overdue, but thank you. Everybody, I wanna shout out, (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) I wanna shout out to the teachers, not the ones here in the audience, you too, I’ll get to in a moment, but the ones who reinforce his message. We don’t need Black History Month to reinforce the message of where me and my people have come from, and also, how far all of us need to go. Now in the audience, I’m assuming there are a lotta teachers. I guess the banks are closed today, the post offices and stuff like that. And after you’ve finished this show, you’re gonna go out and drink, and then you’ll go back home and you’ll fall back in the bed. So you’ve learned nothing. (audience laughs) Dr. King stood for peace, love and equality and when I was a kid, me and my parent, what we did was we’d go and service people. I have to admit that with young Kev, when he was a little boy, we did that a couple of times and then it just became overbearing because I work on King holiday because I have a dream and it’s right here. (laughs) (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Just saying. And he would want it that way. I have a dream. I’m tryin’ to spread peace, joy and hope here at this dump. (audience laughs) So I hope you had a nice weekend. Apparently, the most important thing today is that everybody’s talkin’ about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. (audience murmurs) Which it’s important in the scheme of if that’s where your mind is always stuck. They were apparently the biggest story here in New York too. They were on the cover of the New York Post. All the stuff goin’ on, women bein’ pushed in alleys and raped, water mains breakin’, but this is the most important story. Nice job. (belches) Anyway, excuse me. So the SAG Awards were last night. I didn’t watch. I’m not a big fan of award shows. But these two came face to face backstage and most of you probably only saw these pictures, like I saw first, when I woke up this morning. And I was like wow, that’s a really telling picture. Ooh, look at that one right there. And then there’s a third one. This is where she’s about to go on stage and get her award. Congratulations Jen and you too, Brad. But look, look at him hold her wrist. (audience murmurs) Delicately but knowingly. (audience laughs) And look at her push her fingers into her chest. In my mind, she’s not pushing away. In my mind, these two have hooked up several times, even though he’s not officially divorced. And I do want them to get back together. I was asked this morning during the morning meeting. Norman can’t stand the idea of what he’s done to her and she’d better never get back with him. Yep. Never. Well, Ryan Kristafer at the Fox morning news here in New York took a poll. Hi Ryan, how you doin’? (audience laughs) And so he said 59% of people after last night want them to get back together. I’m part of the 59. 41% of you are on Norman’s side like you’d better never. Well, people do bad but then they grow up and sometimes, there’s room for forgiveness. Isn’t that Dr. King’s thing? (audience murmurs) Okay? (audience applauds) Let’s keep it in perspective. And I said to Norman “Well, don’t be juvenile. “Try to convince me why they should not get back together “and it better be good.” Well, honey, he convinced me. (Norman laughs)
(audience laughs) Because these pictures, and pictures are always just a snapshot of a bigger moment. Well, the Bureau found a video of this encounter. Now you take a look at what this exact encounter was. Oh. Okay?
That’s it. Okay? That’s it. Now do I think that they hook up now and again? Yes. Do I think they care to get back together? I don’t think she cares to get back together with him. All them kids. (audience laughs) And ya cheated on me? In front of all us. Embarrassed me with that, and yourself too. You’re right, Norman. Yep. Yep.
He’s a dog. (audience applauds) Yep, you’re right, you’re right. I peered at the SAG Awards, only ’cause it was on TNT and somethin’ else. CBS. Yeah. They shoved it down our throats like I couldn’t avoid it. (Norman laughs) You know what I mean? And I got there just in time to see Al Pacino give a speech that everybody says was really moving. I didn’t stay for the speech though ’cause I was only there, because I’ve gotta tell you something. The Housewives of Atlanta, the SAG Awards, all that stuff that was on last night. I’m strollin’ around saying there’s got to be something, like good, old TV. And I’m goin’ up high, my nose is startin’ to bleed. (audience laughs) I get to channel 78, 79, 80, 81, and what did I see on IFC? “Goodfellas”. (audience cheers) Now let me tell you something. (audience applauds) (Wendy laughs) I’ve seen this movie like 155 times, so I wasn’t watchin’ Pacino and all them on that SAG, but he damn sure stole the show along with everybody else in that movie, and it’s three and a half hours and I have no patience for three and a half hours anywhere. Not shopping, not a dinner, not a date. (audience laughs) At some point, it’s gotta stop. But I love that movie. And so that was my fix and then whenever they’d go into commercials, then I turned on Real Housewives of Atlanta, which by the way, ’cause it snowed all weekend here in New York and I already gave NeNe the heads up, like don’t come up here this weekend ’cause I’m not leaving the house, I’m centering my entire weekend around being in the house with really good food, and you can come over but you might not like the food that I like so you might have to bring somethin’. I’m not goin’ out. So it was supposed to be NeNe and Marlo. Anyway, so I turned on the Real Housewives last night and I feel like every time I watch, it’s the same storyline. (audience murmurs) I can’t, clap if you watched last night? (few audience applauds) Yeah. Clap if you think every time you watch, it’s the same storyline. (audience applauds) Yeah. Sorry. So they went through this thing with natural hair versus packaged hair and the girl, Tanya, she had a bag of hair that Kenya left and the girls talk about it. Marlo is extra annoyingly loud at the nail salon or whatever they were doing. I don’t even understand what the big deal was, but I guess you might care, so take a look. When I opened it up, it was a phone charger (upbeat music) and a wig. You are lyin’. Did you take a picture of the wig? I have the wig here. It’s Tanya time. (laughs) You are kidding me? She adds it in. Let me see, take your hair down. I don’t want people’s hair on my head. Oh girl, if you don’t stop. I don’t care. I’m gonna reveal her. Give me that. (upbeat music) Give me that. Extensions are out your hair, girl. No. Give me this wig, oh my God. This is how she fool you. It’s no Kenya Moore, it’s fake. Wait a minute, what? I’m gonna drink to this one. (laughs) (audience applauds) What is the big deal? Looked like a nice wig too, but what is the big, they have to create a storyline. I’ll tell you what my takeaway was, and I was only watching in between “Goodfellas”. My takeaway is that the most beautiful set of family on that entire show goes to Porsha, Porsha’s sister, enter Porsha’s mom. I tuned in on this particular scene. (audience applauds) I don’t even remember what they were talkin’ about. I don’t even remember what they were talkin’ about. But that Porsha, with lashes, without lashes, short hair, long hair, that mother. Cynthia, you’re beautiful, I know you’re the supermodel and you and Porsha are equally beautiful, and your mom, Cynthia, is beautiful, but Mrs. Williams. (Wendy sighs) She’s beautiful. And Cynthia, you have a beautiful sister. I see where the cheekbones all run in the family. But your sister cannot battle Porsha’s sister in a beauty contest. (audience laughs) I like all of you all but I was so stuck on dumb storylines, I don’t even remember what they were talkin’ about here. My takeaway was that this is the most beautiful set of women family members I’ve ever seen on any TV, all three of them. (audience applauds) The other takeaway was Porsha was sittin’ there with a T-shirt with Da Brat on it, which I like ’cause they do the Dish Nation show. Anyway, now back to “Goodfellas”. (audience laughs) All right, over the weekend, Rihanna allegedly, you guys, has split from that salty billionaire boyfriend of hers. (audience murmurs) She’s been dating him for three years. His name is Jameel. That’s not a good picture of him. You need to show him in his standard outfit. That face of, ooh. Ooh. And he’s got the nose. (audience laughs) (Wendy laughs) But look, so she’s moved on from him after three years, and moved into the arms of the rapper A$AP Rocky. Oh. (audience murmurs) Damn, he looks like nephew of Denzel or a young Denzel or somethin’. He’s all kind of pretty, right? Anyway, they were rumored to be dating back in 2013. I didn’t know who A$AP Rocky was in 2013 so I guess maybe they ran into each other a few times recently, and she was like wow, you’ve stepped your, ’cause we knew who Rihanna was back then but we didn’t know who he was. So maybe she just put him on the back burner and said, okay, I’ll double back around (laughs) if you get your image weight up and your money up. So they were posted together last month at the British Fashion Awards. They’re they are together. And then there was this big charity concert here in Brooklyn on Friday. I heard everybody was there. And they were there together as well. Oh. Uh-huh. And then I was asked in our morning meeting “Why do you think she let the billionaire go?” I said, “Well, maybe she’s not ready to move that fast “into getting married and have kids.” I mean Rihanna’s still young. How old is Rihanna? 31. 31. Maybe she’s not ready to get married yet. I mean she’s still got eggs left and she can still– (audience laughs) No, you know what I mean, you know what I mean. Maybe she’s not ready to have kids. Maybe he has customs from where he’s from that she wasn’t willing to adapt in the name of Janet Jackson. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) Well, you never know. What if he’s tellin’ her to put on clothes and she’s like no, no, no, my people know me for bein’ naked. (audience laughs) Sorry Jameel. And A$AP, you’d better not say a word ’cause you might be popular now but I’ve got more money and I’m more popular. (audience murmurs) Yeah. (audience applauds) So good for them. Did you watch the– Kamiyah Mobley Kamiyah Mobley story? Clap if you watched. (few audience applauds) I watched it, right, ’cause I was in the middle of a marathon of Sex and the City. This came on on Saturday, right? I had somebody over. The person didn’t complain about the Sex and the City marathon ’cause the person was doin’ other stuff. And so I’m watching and I could just watch the same dialog over and over. One of my favorite ones is when all the girls lay on Carrie’s bed and she’s tryin’ to spring clean her closet ’cause now she’s engaged to Big, and they’re about to move into the other apartment. And Carrie and all of them are modeling the clothes, and Charlotte’s daughter is sittin’ there on the bed with them. That was just a real fun, that was a fun time. So I got a screenshot of Samantha tryin’ on clothes and I put that, I think, on the, yep, that’s me. Yeah. Yeah, I was there. (audience applauds) And I’m havin’ fun and I’m eatin’ some quiche. And then my friend left and when I posted this video on the gram, you guys are the ones who reminded me don’t forget at eight o’clock the– Kamiyah Mobley. Kamiyah Mobley story is coming on. And I was like oh right, right. Remember Robin Roberts, she was one of the executive producers of it. So I’ll be honest with you, I wasn’t sure that I was going to stay, but I had a good snack. Well, new guest in, dinner for two. Ooh. It was snowing out, please. (audience laughs) It’s cuffing season, right? (audience laughs) (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) And the guest bought the food. All I had to do was plate it. Here’s the setup, right here on my Instagram, mhm. Ooh. (audience applauds) Spinach, margarita pizza, good, old lamb chop. Actually, it was a veal chop but I didn’t wanna say that part. Every once in a while, I do like veal. That’s a veal chop, okay? But it was so big that I had to cut it and all kinds of seasoning. I like a bone so this is my plate. (audience laughs) Look, and so when eight o’clock comes, I turn on the– Kamiyah Mobley. Kamiyah Mobley story but I’m like oh, I’ve just been watchin’ Sex and the City and laughin’ and havin’ fun. I don’t know that I wanna be brought all the way down. It’s snowin’ outside but it’s warm in here. I got good food. Do I wanna, I said all right. I watched it. It had me sucked in for the first 20 minutes and then they went to commercial. Niecy Nash did a good job, the acting was good. The story, I stayed for the whole two hours, by the way. I stayed for the whole two hours. I wasn’t even doin’ in between watchin’. I stayed for the whole two hours. A really interesting story. Cautionary tale is the story that when you have a baby, do not let anybody in that hospital let that baby outta your eyes. Then, she ended up changing her name from Alex, which Niecy Nash, her mother in it, named her when she stole her from the hospital after she was only eight hours old. She changed her name from Alex. Now she’s a 20-something-year-old girl and she agreed with this. Now her name is back to bein’ Kamiyah. You wonder why I forget her name. (Norman laughs)
(audience laughs) I mean hi, young lady, I’m glad to see, hopefully everything worked out with you. I didn’t stay for Robin’s one on one interview afterwards. Did you stay for that? Clap if you stayed for that. (few audience applauds) Oh, see, you wanted to be brought all the way down. (audience laughs) I was like nope. Nope. Something’s gotta lift me all the way up. I changed back to that Sex and the City marathon. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) Uh-huh. Mm-mm. But it was a good story, it was a good story. Depressing though. (audience murmurs) Yeah. Look, I am happy for Meghan Markle and Prince William. Harry. Harry. (audience applauds) Tired of talkin’ about it. We talk more about their politics than we talk about our own. (audience murmurs) Thank God Donna Brazile saved it on, I love George Stephanopoulos. I told you, that’s how I get my Sunday startin’. Donna Brazile was on. Hey Donna. Love to see when you’re on TV. I love to see what you have to say. That’s her right here. Mhm. So about this Meghan Markle, she’s being slammed by her own father. The father, Thomas Markle, he tried to convince us that he didn’t wanna be part of any of the lights and camera of his daughter’s new life, but he’s the one, remember, he staged the paparazzi meeting him outside the store. So yes you do, sir. Anyway, the poor slob, look, (audience laughs) he is getting his own documentary on British TV. Oh. It’s a one-off and I don’t know whether it’s gonna be one hour or two hours. But we don’t get British TV over here. I get the BBC. It might be on the BBC. I don’t wanna watch. I don’t care. Anyway, this is what Mr. Markle had to say and then we’ll talk. It’s kind of embarrassing to me. When they got married, they took on an obligation, and the obligation is to be part of the Royals and to represent the Royals. And it would be foolish for them not to. They’re destroying it. They’re cheapenin’ it, they’re making it shabby. They’re turning it into a Walmart with a crown on it. Wow. That was a good one there, Santa Claus. (audience laughs) All right. (audience applauds) Walmart with a crown. (laughs) There are a few things that I noticed just in this clip because I was forced to watch this in our Hot Topics morning meeting. I really don’t much care about any of it. I think that he’s doin’ it ’cause he needs the money. I think that he’s doin’ it because he actually found out something about himself. He likes the attention. (audience murmurs) I also don’t feel that Meghan and Harry will destroy the monarchy. They’ll go on and they’ll live their lives. The rest of them will carry on, probably even stronger, ’cause William and Kate are trapped. You know what I’m saying? And their kids better not think about flyin’ the coop. (audience laughs) And the son, what’s the one with the ears? Which one? Oh, Prince Charles? Prince Charles. Prince Charles is all the way back in. He feels as though he’s a better son to his mother than he has been in a long time. And Camilla is some place totaling. These two can’t destroy the Royal monarchy or whatever the heck. And they didn’t give back their titles. They just said they’re gonna put ’em on pause. Maybe one day, they’ll get tired of being regular people and then go back and she’ll say I wanna be a prince or princess and whatever. But maybe they never will. You all just take each other’s hands and run. You’ll always be royal to the rest of the world. We don’t need your family to remind us of that. (audience applauds) They say when you see somethin’ say somethin’. (audience laughs)
(audience murmurs) So my last night, so I’m watchin’ the 11 o’clock news and I thought we already knew who was gonna play in the super bowl. I had no idea that it was declared this weekend. (audience laughs) All right. So I’m watching, ’cause I think it was a woman sportscaster who was tellin’ it. I always like to see women in a tight shift dress lay it down with the sports. It’s like we can have our cake and eat it too. (audience applauds) Right? So I think it was Andy Adler, hi Andy. So anyway, she was tellin’ me through the TV Kansas, oh, (audience gasps) Kansas City Chiefs (audience laughs) are the super bowl players. Now look, (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) but all I could notice, right, this is the see somethin’ say somethin’, this Jimmy Garoppolo, honey. Yes. He is all kinda uh-huh. Yes. (audience laughs)
(audience applauds) Patrick Mahomes is not bad looking but I think, much like Michael Ealy, you just fall for the blue eyes and automatically say he’s good looking. He needs further examination to me. (audience laughs) And both places have really good food. I’m not turnin’ it on though until Jennifer and Shakira hit the stage. Yeah. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) But if you turn it on early, shout out to Demi Lovato. She’s gonna sing the national anthem. (audience applauds) Yeah. Now remember, Demi, you can’t twerk while you’re doing the national anthem. (audience laughs) You gotta wear somethin’ civilized and covered up and you gotta hit those notes ’cause that’s a hard one. (audience murmurs) Well, speakin’ of the big bowls… We called it the super bowl. Yeah, you can. We can do that? Yeah. You can’t just brand it though. (audience laughs) We’re not branding it. Yeah. But you can say super bowl. Yeah, all right, well. (Norman laughs) There’s really exciting news around here for Wendy Watchers because we wanna send a Wendy Watcher to the super bowl. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Now listen. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. It’s not gonna be that easy. You gotta work for it. (audience laughs) And you gotta do the work on your own right here on the Wendy stage. You know how we normally have our boogie in the End Zone Contest? That’s from last year, right? All you have to do is win our actual End Zone Contest on January 31st, and we’re gonna fly you and a friend to the super bowl. Now see this girl right here, do you see that split? (audience laughs) Now if you wanna beat that then you need to know how to death drop. (audience laughs) You understand? (audience applauds) Our dancers are very, very talented. Go to WendyShow.com to enter. And we’ve got more great King show for you now everybody. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Up next, we’ve got the Inside Scoop on Denise Richards’ and Brandi Glanville’s alleged love affair. So grab a snack and… So grab a snack and… Come on back. You know it. (audience cheers)
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